Updated: Nov 5, 2020
You were working at the gym and training at the gym and eating at the gym and socializing at the gym and I hate the gym. Six months in, I find myself having erotic dreams about dessert. Cookies, specifically. In the dream, I’m eating barrels and barrels of them, the best oral I've ever had. I put cookies in the grocery cart, you take them out. I order the brownie at Vinology, you look at me, “You sure you want to do that?” I start to wither away as the paleo days go by. You don’t get me ice cream for an entire summer. When I come home my mom said she’s never seen me look so good.
Photo By: Kelly Balch