You worked at the gym and trained at the gym and ate at the gym and I hate the gym. Six months in, I found myself having erotic dreams about dessert. Double chocolate chunk. I was eating barrels and barrels of them, the best oral I'd ever had. I put Tollhouse in the grocery cart, you take them out. I order the brownie at Vinology and you give me that look, you sure you want to do that? I wither away as the paleo days go by. No ice cream for an entire summer. I move back home and my mother says I've never looked so good.
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