Empress Indignant

Double date at The Spaniard. They pitched him for his jawline and that was enough to get me out of the house. Italian food in Midtown. He...

College basketball on every screen in soho. You were less memorable than the game. Your face reminds me of my first beer, of the first...

You spend more time critiquing my jeans than trying to get in them. I tell you the tattoo of fire on your arm is hot (pun intended). You...

I don’t watch reality TV. I’m better than that. My ignorance leaves me standing on the corner of Santa Monica and Fairfax where a...

You worked at the gym and trained at the gym and ate at the gym and I hate the gym. Six months in, I found myself having erotic dreams...

You fucked like a republican. Photo By: Kelly Balch